Calm it Kermit

dragonbadgerhugs:

youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:

castielcampbell:

eccoecco:

despairchihiro:

"ugh tumblr is so hypocritical smh"

well the site has over 1 million users and the closest thing to agreement is that they all dislike wasps what the FUCK were you expecting

i actually like wasps

you just couldn’t go with the flow COULD you! just HAD to be our SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!

What now? Umbridge Sympathizers?!

I like Umbridge I think she’s swell

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reservoir-fantasy:

It was Hermione.

"But she didn’t look like Hermione at all. She had done something with her hair; it was no longer bushy but sleek and shiny, and twisted up into an elegant knot at the back of her head. She was wearing robes made of a floaty, periwinkle-blue material…” - Ch23 | THE YULE BALL

tvviz:

Throughout season one of Orphan Black, Sarah Manning (played by Tatiana Maslany) disguises herself as other clones. She steps into Beth’s life for much of the first five episodes, masquerading as a cop and fooling a banker, fellow police officers, and even Beth’s boyfriend. Sarah briefly pretends to be Katja, the German, to recover important information left at a hotel. In episode six, she dresses as Alison to cover for the overwhelmed (and inebriated) soccer mom at a potluck-cum-interrogation.

While Sarah appears in 260 minutes of season one, she portrays other clones nearly 35% of that time, as shown above.

imyoursouleater:

derinthemadscientist:

geekgirlintraining:

thegodlessatheist:

Celebrity and historic figure doppelgangers

I have this crack theory that the genetic material that determines human appearance has a finite number of possible arrangements, thus resulting in doppelgangers.

That or they’re vampires.

That too

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

magic-and-metaphors:

counterpunches:

Elsa + that thing she does with her hands

baby elsa and those tiny little hands she was already trying to conceal and hide breaks my heart into tiny fucking pieces. i can’t. THIS IS SO SAD. 

Anna Kendrick’s SNL opening monologue

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)

"Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride.”

gentle-narcissism:

I have this friend who snapchats me when he’s high and I just

When was the last time you cried?


I fret about the future. What my next move should be. What the move after that should be. How I am going to sustain this. How do I evolve. I get so ahead of myself. I’m like, ‘What am I going to be doing at 30?’ But there’s no way to know that! So it’s this endless mind-boggling equation that you’ll never figure out. I overanalyze myself into being a big bag of worries. - Taylor Swift, Vogue 2012
I fret about the future. What my next move should be. What the move after that should be. How I am going to sustain this. How do I evolve. I get so ahead of myself. I’m like, ‘What am I going to be doing at 30?’ But there’s no way to know that! So it’s this endless mind-boggling equation that you’ll never figure out. I overanalyze myself into being a big bag of worries. - Taylor Swift, Vogue 2012